This time you vowed to participate in all the frenzied preparations prior to the day of the baby shower. You even race with your wife to the phone every time it rings eager to keep track of all the developments. The callers of your wife, mostly her college gang before and the same group you encountered last time in the first baby shower some two years ago, are so delighted to hear your voice and surprised that you are now actively answering phone calls for the wife.

The naughtier gang mates of the wife are intrigued this time and you assure them that you have began to like the idea of a baby shower for infant anticipating mothers. You assure them that you get encouraged to produce more babies so you can see your wife’s gang mates regularly. The giggles are getting louder on the side of the phone line, but you have now gotten used to them anyway.

The gang is even more excited now that you informed them that in fact you are making a special diaper cake for your wife yourself this time, and that you intend to give this to her as a surprise on the day of the party. You cautioned every gang member of your wife that this special cake is confidential, asking everybody not to reveal your secret diaper cake gift to her on the day of the baby shower.     

Your wife’s gang members play along well in the conspiracy you proposed to them, and they are all happy now that you have overcome your shyness in the first baby shower you attended for your first-born. They gang now treats you as a genuine member of their group entitled to the secrecy privileges if you ask them for it.

That makes you inspired to go all out for your baby diaper cake idea and you searched the web frantically on how to make the diaper cake yourself. There seems to be no information though on how to make a diaper cake, which you can use; all are just pictures of diaper cakes for sale online.    

You finally decided to buy one ready-made, and inform all the gang members you are ready with the daddy diaper cakes of your own creation, so they had better be sure to be at the party so they will not miss the fun.

What happened at the baby shower when you unveiled your diaper cake almost cost you your life, when the gang members of your wife saw your baby shower diaper cakes.

It was a diaper cake all right, in the shape of a baby, complete with a baby diaper attached to it, and a glass bottle under the cake containing yellowish liquid. When asked what was in the bottle you smartly answered that of course it was the baby’s urine.

Everyone had dagger looks in your direction; if these looks were real daggers you would have been a goner, with what you thought was a smart joke on the women. It fell flat, and you resigned to the conclusion that women really are hard-to-fathom creatures.